they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
(Source: drarna)
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
Sounds like I know what we are doing this weekend
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
(Source: celestiadarknessdementiaravenway)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
NO
YES
do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,
GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.
(Source: maid-of-poop)
David Tennant listens to slash fanfiction.
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
oh boy
bad dumb stupid horrible post 0/10 zero stars two thumbs down
if you’re offended by racism you’re probably a racist
